Another shot in the arm from kin

"Hey guys! I am pretty excited. I am teaching a class at our local university."

"How can that be? You don't know anything."

Thing 2 pauses as if to choose his next words carefully all the while knowing it is too late. He plunges ahead. "Every time I ask you something, you say you don't know."

"Well, sweetie," I smile sweetly. "I will not be discussing the number of universes out there, or why some people believe in God and others the Big Bang Theory. I will teaching people how to speak in public. "

Big pause.

"Well, you got that down."

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