"Hey guys! I am pretty excited. I am teaching a class at our local university."
"How can that be? You don't know anything."
Thing 2 pauses as if to choose his next words carefully all the while knowing it is too late. He plunges ahead. "Every time I ask you something, you say you don't know."
"Well, sweetie," I smile sweetly. "I will not be discussing the number of universes out there, or why some people believe in God and others the Big Bang Theory. I will teaching people how to speak in public. "
"Well, you got that down."